I will not budge! My banner is unfurled,
Proclaiming FISK the Problem of the world.
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Query for Lawyers.
If a man throws a huge stone at his wife's head, would he escape
punishment on the plea that he only meant to Rock her to sleep?
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A Spring Blossom.
Blossom Rock, in San Francisco Harbor, has just been blown up
with gunpowder. Of course Blossom Rock went "up as a Flower".
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Justice in the New Territory.
Whatever lack of law there may be in Alaska, PUNCHINELLO is
quite sure that there is Just-ice enough in that domain to satisfy all
demands.
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A Rumor.
It is rumored that the Fenian Organization have offered Mr. FECHTER
the position of Head Centre, in recognition of the merciless manner
in which he mangles the Queen's English.
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[Illustration: THE FINANCIAL INQUISITION.
_Grand Inquisitor,_ U. S. GRANT.
_Associate Inquisitors,_ G. S. BOUTWELL, F.E. SPINNER,
JOHN SHERMAN. _Executioner,_ C. DELANO.
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